A Donkey’s Tale…

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I adopted Eeyore on EBay just before Christmas…I couldn’t resist that sad looking little fellow needing a new home…and he had lost his tail, which I knew made his chances for a new forever home less likely…I’m a soft touch for plush toys…and donkeys…and who can’t relate to Eeyore?

Thank

you

for

noticing

me.

He effectively breaks my heart. Just look at him!

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So…no tail…see…

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No problem, I’m a clever and kindhearted lady…and even tho’ sewing is near the bottom of the list of favorite things to do, I am capable, not perfect at it, but I can make things when I put my mind to it. So I bought what I needed, and got busy.

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Eeyore inspecting his new tail. I did ask if he still wanted a pink bow…and he seemed uneasy about change, so I kept the sweet thing within his comfort zone…

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Since the little guy was forever losing his tail, I made the one improvement that Christopher Robin never thought of doing, I added a button to keep the sucker on the donkey’s butt…a tack, really? A pain in the donkey’s ass…an accident waiting to happen…all that.

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A few stitches later… it was on!

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I asked him what he thought…he turned to look and then…

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Yee-Haaa! WOOT! What a happy donkey indeed!

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Eeyore has a new forever home and a new tail that he will never lose again.

 

 

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Trespassers Will

I had Donald Trump visit in a dream one night—actually, it was very early in the morning, I had been awake, but went back to sleep. The minute I recognized him, I thought “This isn’t good.” (That’s putting it mildly, but I won’t get into the politics here.) Dreams are odd events, the brain is busy working things out, and my brain has been feeling “already too full” as it is lately. I’m sure the radio turning on and delivering the morning news babble added fuel to this murky muddle…

And it goes like this…

We (my Fred and I) were out walking along a country road, it was a beautiful autumn day, and there he was out for a walk too, suit n’ tie, raincoat, alone. We stopped and greeted him, the polite thing to do here… this is the country road.

“Not much to see here,” he said. “It’s nice, but there’s not much going on.”

“We like it, it’s quiet.” One of us replied.

He pointed to a leaf strewn dirt lane that led into the wooded area alongside the road. (It was pretty down there, whoever owned it kept it well maintained, there were mossy stone walls marking the edges. I imagined it to be a fine place to ride horses, although there were none to be seen, I knew they were around…or had been at one time and their spirits lingered.)  At the entrance of the lane next to a mailbox there stood a wooden sign on a tall post, although weathered by many years of exposure, it clearly stated NO TRESPASSING.

“I think I’ll walk through there,” he said.

“But Mr. Trump, there’s a sign that says ‘no trespassing’, you shouldn’t go there.” One of us said, concerned. The sign was steadfast in its demand for respect. (This is the sort of place that you must be invited to visit.)

He looked at us and smiled, he said. “What are they going to do?” he gestured to himself (in a now familiar way, blustery confidence that nothing will happen because he is who he is…Trump.)

I guess he’ll find out, I thought.

He walked on with a wave and a thumbs up, (so full of confidence that no one will mind that he chose to stroll through their land without an invitation.) We didn’t stop him because we agreed it wouldn’t do any good. I felt sad about it—not for him, but for the one he’s trespassing against. (We were raised to respect other people’s right to privacy—it seems not everyone cares about such things anymore.)

(Back in the day when such things mattered, Dracula knew that he had to be invited inside, but I haven’t kept up with what vampires do these days, so who knows…)

Then I thought, out loud “Cellphone coverage sucks out here.”

Maybe after this he’ll see to that.

I woke up and wondered in my current frame of mind… what the fuck is that shit about?

Yes, that was it…with some parenthetical embellishments necessary to untangle the frustrating murkiness and sensations that are part of dreams—this is what my busy already too full brain came up with while asleep. I rarely remember my dreams.

Why would I dream about this? Other than what this man stands for in my mind, a bully who will take what he wants, he’s all for himself, and doesn’t care who he stomps on along the way—the country road, the two of us, or the private property that he felt entitled to take a stroll through because he is who he is—and my concerns regarding personal space and privacy.

I know I trespassed from time to time in my childhood, little kids do that shit, just cutting through someone’s backyard, through someone’s woods or a pasture to get to where they’re going, being nosy, learning the ways of the world by getting into trouble because of curiosity, learning how to ask for permission rather than asking forgiveness. It’s part of growing up. I tried to be mindful of the land belonging to someone—that I should take care, and I shouldn’t wreck it. Things were so simple then…now, not so much. I feel invaded a lot.

This dream also brought me to The World of Pooh, a book I keep on my nightstand for a quiet read…a security blanket of sorts…

winnie-the-pooh-disneyscreencaps-com-3067 Winnie-the-Pooh, Piglet’s house (image from The Disney Wiki) From the story In Which Pooh and Piglet Go Hunting and Nearly Catch a Woozle

THE Piglet lived in a very grand house in the middle of a beech-tree, and the beech-tree was in the middle of the forest, and the Piglet lived in the middle of the house. Next to his house was a piece of broken board which had: “TRESPASSERS W” on it. When Christopher Robin asked the Piglet what it meant, he said it was his grandfather’s name, and had been in the family for a long time. Christopher Robin said you couldn’t be called Trespassers W, and Piglet said yes, you could, because his grandfather was, and it was short for Trespassers Will, which was short for Trespassers William. And his grandfather had had two names in case he lost one–Trespassers after an uncle, and William after Trespassers.

“I’ve got two names,” said Christopher Robin carelessly.

“Well, there you are, that proves it,” said Piglet.

Well there you are. Maybe I’ll post my sign…Trespassers Will.

And of course, while doing my research, I discovered a band called Trespassers William…and because I love finding new music even if it’s old, I bought one of their records, Different Stars…although they’re no longer together it looks like the former members are still out there making music.

There’s so many layers in life’s journey…so much to learn…so much to see…

That’s my story today, and I’m sticking to it.